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To me these things look like a preschool art project or something an office manager would order in an attempt to brighten up a weekly staff meeting. An assemblage of pineapple daisies put together with toothpicks could be cute on a baby shower buffet table. But as a meaningfulthanks for everything you do, woman who brought me into the world? Not so much.
It's not like these things are cheap, either -- most of the special "Mother's Day" options on the Edible Arrangements website hover between $60 and $120. If you're going to spend that much money on me, get me a mani-pedi or a massage, not a fruit salad. Or don't spend any money on me at all, just let me take a nap. Bring me a glass of orange juice or something if you're worried about me getting scurvy. Or if my kids wanted to make me a bouquet of fruit flowers themselves, that would be sweet. But something lovingly crafted by someone wearing plastic gloves and a hairnet? Call it sour grapes, but ... no thanks.
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